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I Suck!

Postby Bender » Sun May 20, 2012 9:51 pm

Just got back from a local shoot. I sucked. But at least I know why. There was a solar eclipse. Obviously the planets were just in the wrong alignment and weren't conducive to good shooting. Its not like my back tension was wandering, and I kept not pushing to the target and it was near 100 degrees and my allergies were killing me. So in order to rectify this issue I have decided that the next time there's a solar eclipse on a Sunday and there's a shoot, I'm not going.
There! That'll fix it!
It was Howattman who pointed out to me that its also good to admit to screwing up. Keeps us from beginning to believe our own BS.
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Re: I Suck!

Postby whump » Sun May 20, 2012 11:58 pm

Whump Sez; Even God makes mistakes every now and then, look at the duckbill plataypus. Besides you have proven yourself more times than not. "That was pretty impressive you beating the all time high score". Concentration is a bitch isn't ?
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Re: I Suck!

Postby WillScarlet » Mon May 21, 2012 9:37 pm

God makes no mistakes..........period.
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Re: I Suck!

Postby MikeW » Mon May 21, 2012 10:07 pm

Don't feel bad I suck too, and then other days I can't miss.
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Re: I Suck!

Postby Bender » Tue May 22, 2012 10:38 pm

Yeah, fortunately I have one of those good days once in a while. 'Cause otherwise after last Sundey I would seriously wonder what the hell I'm doing, playin' with sharp pointy sticks.

By the way, WillScarlet, I want to point out that I believe whump was just interjecting some light hearted humor. Beyond that there is no need for strident proclamations of one's religious beliefs. Not many rules here, but religion is off limits.
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Re: I Suck!

Postby Feral Donkey » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:22 pm

WillScarlet wrote:God makes no mistakes..........period.


Yes he does. Just look at Norway. :D

It's ok, Bender. Last shoot I sucked rocks too.
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Re: I Suck!

Postby cst » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:24 am

What the fuck is wrong with Norway?
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Re: I Suck!

Postby TommyBoy » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:35 am

I'm sure Viper can help you through your shooting troubles ... :lol:
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Re: I Suck!

Postby Bender » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:08 pm

Thanx for the encouragement there FD.
And you know tommyboy, with friends like Viper, who needs enemas?
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Re: I Suck!

Postby BEN MAHER » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:30 pm

is there someone bad mouthing a duck billed platypus ? surely not ...
They shoot 3 under ...

Bender ... if ya shot well all the time it'd be boring ...

Its a bit wierd though ... admiting on the 'net that you shot badly ... I know heaps of guys who shoot 290 Indoor all the time ... they never shoot badly ... I know its true because its on the internet ... just don't seem to see them at at any shoots or clubs ... wierd that .....

Next time you'll smash 'em mate .......
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