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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Sewer Rat » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:33 pm

hehehehe... oh big deal.... I swim in your shit... One of my lines to the wife when we were dating... don't flush tonight, we're doing a tie-in...

Just turned foreman.. was like 19 - 20 yrs old... doing a pump station rehab on Ft. Drum in Watertown NY.... discharge line was 6" and about a mile long... me being the brainiac part-time college student, figured I could swap out the parts n pieces to the discharge valve, then the suction in the line would hold a vacuum and I could just loosen the bolts and swing the new valve in....

As I am loosening the bolts on the discharge side of the valve... I am thinking how proud I am of myself... the owner of the company up top, amazed that I could swap out the parts n pieces without cleaning the line... doing this job in half time he estimated... well, as I swung the valve out.... I heard a glug glug... uh-oh... then a swoosh.... by the time I got the last bolt on and tightened, I had to lift my head to get some air and then put it back into the "water".... Climbed out, and in between bouts of laughter, the owner of the company hosed me down... I had to ride home in the back of the truck... was picking corn out of my ears for days after that... reason too why I used to always keep an extra set of clothes in my truck.
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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Howattman » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:07 pm

Since I was a little kid, I've been known to take some big shits. Picture your forearm coming out.


Are we talking length or girth. Length, I can understand. I've encountered a few 13" wrinkle-neck floaters in my time too. Girth? Well if you can pass a 16" diameter turd, you might have a future in gay porn.......
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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Feral Donkey » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:48 pm

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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Lee Vivian » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:47 am

Just when i thought every possible topic has been discussed on this site..you guys go and one up the last one......no where else would this topic be discussed......thanks for the laugh...just spit coffee on the keyboard!
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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Lee Vivian » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:49 am

the crapper scene has to be the best cinematic scene ever....i could watch that scene thousands of times and still laugh hysterically...get my two sons in the room at the same time......my wife goes upstairs and reads, or takes aspirin, or searches for a divorce lawyer or hitman.......
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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Cameroo » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:43 am

This is by far the most informative thread I've read yet on POA. I feel like I know all of you so well now!

I have a cousin that's a grown man, but shits himself quite regularly, because for some reason he can't use a toilet unless it's in his house. I've heard far too many stories from him, and didn't think anyone could top them. You gentlemen have proved me wrong.

By the way, have any of you ever had to tell your girlfriend to kindly get out of the bed at 3 A.M. so that you can change the sheets? Had a water shit in my sleep one night - I didn't even bother trying to wipe, just headed straight for the shower. Apparently sphincter control is not one of those automatic processes like breathing...
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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Feral Donkey » Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:07 pm

Cameroo wrote:This is by far the most informative thread I've read yet on POA. I feel like I know all of you so well now!

I have a cousin that's a grown man, but shits himself quite regularly, because for some reason he can't use a toilet unless it's in his house. I've heard far too many stories from him, and didn't think anyone could top them. You gentlemen have proved me wrong.

By the way, have any of you ever had to tell your girlfriend to kindly get out of the bed at 3 A.M. so that you can change the sheets? Had a water shit in my sleep one night - I didn't even bother trying to wipe, just headed straight for the shower. Apparently sphincter control is not one of those automatic processes like breathing...


Your first name doesn't happen to be Ted, Fred Jed, Zed, or anything that rhymes with that, does it?
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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Gino Bruno » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:53 pm

4nolz wrote:well written-I felt like I was right there with you.

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Vile but funny as hell. You rival TC in your descriptive writing.
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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Gino Bruno » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:57 pm

Howattman wrote:
Well if you can pass a 16" diameter turd, you might have a future in gay porn.......

He and Hank might have something in common. :)
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Re: Public restroom nightmare

Postby Hank » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:39 pm

Back in Boy Scouts my patrol and I were hiking on a trail when I had to take a dump. Waved the guys ahead and did my buisness, huge turd laying right in the middle of the trail pointing the way like a huge directional marker. Had to bring the guys back to see it to make sure I got the merit badge :)
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