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Flooding in Wisconsin

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Flooding in Wisconsin

Postby rwsbow » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:04 am

One morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.
Mrs Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena,waiting for help to come.
Mrs Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house.
Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house, it kept floating away from the house then back towards the house.
Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena,"Do you see dat der baseball cap a floating away from da house, den back again?"

Lena said, "oh yeah, dats my husband Ole, I tole dat lazyass he gonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!
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