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the pirate parrot

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the pirate parrot

Postby topcamp » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:00 pm

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
> perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ' Jeesh, I
> wonder what happened to this parrot? '
>
> The parrot says, ' I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot. '
>
> ' Holy crap, ' the guy replies. ' You actually understood and
> answered me! '
>
> ' I got every word, ' says the parrot. ' I happen to be a highly
> intelligent thoroughly educated bird '
>
> ' Oh yeah? ' the guy asks, ' Then answer this -- how do you hang onto
> your perch without any feet? '
>
> ' Well, ' the parrot says, ' this is very embarrassing but since you
> asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You
> can't
> see it because of my feathers. '
>
> ' Wow, ' says the guy. ' You really can understand and speak English
> can't you? '
>
> 'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
> reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
> physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology.. You really ought
> to
> buy me. I'd be a great companion. '
>
> The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. ' Sorry, but I just can't
> afford that. '
>
> ' Pssssssst, ' says the parrot, ' I'm defective, so the truth is,
> nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for
> $20;
> just make the guy an offer! '
>
> The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
>
> Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of
> humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
> sympa thizes, and he's insightful. The g uy is delighted.
>
> One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, '
> Psssssssssssst, ' and motions him over with one wing. ' I don't know if I
> should tell you this or not, but it ' s about your wife and the UPS man..
> '
> ' What are you talking about? ' asks the guy.
>
> ' When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife greeted him
> at the door in a sheer black nightie. '
>
> ' WHAT??? ' the guy asks incredulously.. ' THEN what happened? '
>
> ' Well, then the UPS man came into the house and
>
> lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over, ' reported the
> parrot.
>
> ' NO! .............' he exclaims. ' And she let him? '
>
> ' Yes. Then he continued taking off the ni ghtie, got down on his
> knees and began to kiss her all over.... '
>
> Then the frantic guy demands, ' THEN WHAT HAPPENED? '
>
> ' Damned if I know................ I got a hard-on and fell off my perch! '
>
>
the more we know about the " how " and the " why " of..........the less we see and notice about the " now " of the " when "...
_tc...on the inflation of life

on that day.......you wake up and never more what was .......will ever be again.
_tc on growing old
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