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Wal Mart

Postby cwlenz » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:22 am

Double clutched on the previous joke.

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them
all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you
blind, or just stupid?”

“I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,” replied the greeter.
”I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart”.
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