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TV Evangelist

Postby rwsbow » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:38 am

A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick.
"If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted area, the Almighty Lord will heal you."
So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch and his wife says "Gee honey he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
The reason I support the 2nd Amendment is because I'm too young to die but too old for an ass whoopin' ! 


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