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Got a carry permit

Postby Jim Casto Jr » Sun Nov 22, 2015 7:43 pm

Got my gun permit yesterday......
and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said,

"Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok,
I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
I still don't think I looked that bad.
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Re: Got a carry permit

Postby Stykshooter » Sun Nov 22, 2015 8:31 pm

I know it may be a little inconvenient Jim, but the sales clerk just cant be too careful. Just another tool in the box to make sure they are not selling a firearm to some whacko extremist. You shouldn't have been too surprised though.. after all, you were in West Virginia.

Just be glad you weren't trying to buy an assault rifle! :o :o :o
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Re: Got a carry permit

Postby 4nolz » Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:36 pm

Stealing this
there are 2 dates on your marker.Your life is the dash in between.
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