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scottish compassion...........

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scottish compassion...........

Postby topcamp » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:32 am

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been fucked, laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No". She said,....... "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
the more we know about the " how " and the " why " of..........the less we see and notice about the " now " of the " when "...
_tc...on the inflation of life

on that wake up and never more what was .......will ever be again.
_tc on growing old
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