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Drinking at Work

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Drinking at Work

Postby MOUNTER » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:10 pm

Most companies refrain from allowing alcohol at work, but there are some good arguments for changing that policy.

It's an incentive to show up.

It reduces stress.

It leads to more honest communications.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

Employees tell management what they think, not what they think they want to hear.

It helps save on heating cost in the winter.

It encourages carpooling.

Increases job satisfaction, cause if you have a crappy job, you don't care.

It eliminates vacations, because people would rather come to work.

It makes fellow employees look better.

It makes cafeteria food taste better.

Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they're wasted.

Suddenly farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas party......
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