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How to converse with your spouse

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How to converse with your spouse

Postby Stykshooter » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:47 am

Art Of Conversing With Spouse
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> With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband
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> "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
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> "No" said her husband.
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> She gave him a sexy little smile unbuttoned top three
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> buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her
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> cleavage created by a soft, silky pushup bra and pulled
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> out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
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> He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and
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> smiled approvingly.
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> She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all
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> crumpled up?" "No I haven't" he said, an anxious tone
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> in his voice.
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> She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her
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> skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties
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> and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
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> He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started
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> breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
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> "Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars
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> all crumpled up?"
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> "No way" he said becoming even more aroused and
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> excited to which she replied:
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> "Go look in the garage."
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You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
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